3 definitions by Rico Love

aphroteasiac

A woman who is sexually arousing and attractive, (see Aphrodisiac) however blue balls, or teases you into not getting sexually involved.

Man I thought that girl at the party was down to hook up, but apparently she had a boyfriend. What an Aphroteasiac right?

by Rico Love November 22, 2015

When you eat your girlfriend out while on her period, and then drink the blood.

It was her time of the month but I still ate her out, then after had a Bloody Mary.

by Rico Love January 16, 2016

When a solider is deployed to war, and his/her significant other engages in sexual intercourse with another person while they're on tour.

Hey did you hear about Frederick's wife? She got deplowed by the gardener while he was on tour in Afghanistan.

by Rico Love December 8, 2018