2 definitions by Rick Fever

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"
Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!
by Rick Fever May 30, 2007
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1. This is what a pig sounds like when it is trying to be sexy!

2. This is what a fat, slobby, female office worker sounds like when she's trying to sound sexy. Trying, being the imperative!
Terri was glad it was Friday and was looking forward to getting boinked over the weekend. She starting feeling sexy and so she exclaimed, "Ooooiiiiiink!"

She ended up not getting any and was a Hocus Pocus Bitch on Monday morning.
by Rick Fever May 30, 2007
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