Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Richy Boy

Blue Veined Flute

Slang term for a mans purple headed womb ferret.

"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."

A quim fit to bursting with baby gravy.

After a five hour, 10 man orgy, Lucy's quim was filled up like a plasterer's bucket.

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

Man Gland by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelin or man meat.

(With reference to a true swamp donkey) "You wouldn't get my Happy Tackle anywhere near that. Not even if you paid me!"