Definitions by Richie Phillips
Dirty Avalanche
When a man lays on his back, with legs thrown over his head and masturbates, finally attempting to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I got home early yesterday to find my roommate head over heals in the living room giving himself a Dirty Avalanche
Dirty Avalanche by Richie Phillips October 27, 2007
Dirty Alvarez
Act of putting your finger into your butt crack or hole, then running or rubbing same finger under the nose and across the lip of an unsuspecting friend.
Dirty Alvarez by Richie Phillips August 20, 2007