2 definitions by Richie Ballz

Dickpussy

A slang term referring to the genitalia of an overweight man. It is derived from the notion that excess fat envelopes and hides the penis, and the slit through which it may or may not be seen resembles female genitalia.

Rob is so fat, you can't see his junk. He has a dickpussy...

by Richie Ballz August 16, 2007

Dunlap

When the apron of fat on an obese person covers their lap entirely when they sit down.

"Rob's fat dunlapped his his legs"
"You can't sit on Rob's knee because of his dunlap"

by Richie Ballz August 16, 2007