Definitions by Richard Hood

frugivore 

A homosexual - particularly one keen on giving blow jobs.

...He must be a frugivore because he is always asking to blow me. I guess he has not been getting his daily allotment of fruit, although he sure seems to to have an unusual desire for large quantities of fructose.

frugivore by Richard Hood January 18, 2009

cock thief 

An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.

The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.

cock thief by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

Dutch miles 

The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.

Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?

Dutch miles by Richard Hood January 16, 2009