Richard Hangslow's definitions

Analversary

A year to the day in which anal sex was first performed with a sexual partner.

Today marks the first analversary with Tiffany.

by Richard Hangslow August 13, 2018

pause rep

When you're balls deep and need to pause because you're about to blow it.

Tim does a pause rep then switches holes so he can last all night

by Richard Hangslow September 22, 2018

mud sleeve

Thin layer of shit tubed around your dick from anal sex

Tim got a mud sleeve from that gym rat

by Richard Hangslow October 22, 2018

Mexican Skidmark

An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.

Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.

by Richard Hangslow August 31, 2018

kleakers

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.

Last night's victim had kleakers

by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018

Dump Chunks

Ejaculating into the vagina, anus, or mouth.

Tim's goal is to dump chunks in every girl he takes home

by Richard Hangslow September 21, 2018

Libnorance

Ignorance in the form of liberalism.

It's pure libnorance to believe that Russians swayed any votes.

by Richard Hangslow August 23, 2018