Richard Goodness's definitions

Beermuffs

When you're so drunk that the band at the bar doesn't sound as bad as they normally would--might, in fact, start to sound good.

I can't believe I bought that band's CD; I must have been wearing beermuffs.

by Richard Goodness December 15, 2008

pornloading

1) Downloading pornography from a newsgroup, kazaa, etc.


2) Viewing pornographic materials on a computer, whether previously-downloaded or from a website

John's mom caught him with his boxers down while he was pornloading last night.

by Richard Goodness March 12, 2004