Definitions by Richard Cockhammer
Penis Paralysis
The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Penis Paralysis by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011
Walnut Juice
Derived from the appearance of the scrotum in cold weather, Walnut Juice refers to the ejaculate of a human male. The Walnut Juice is often placed on the face of a parter during mating rituals.
As Shakespeare wrote "Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this thundercock;
And all the clouds that low'r'd walnut juice upon our house
In the deep bosom of the drunken sluts."
Made glorious summer by this thundercock;
And all the clouds that low'r'd walnut juice upon our house
In the deep bosom of the drunken sluts."
Walnut Juice by Richard Cockhammer February 20, 2011