early bath

Sport euphamism (esp. soccer). To get sent off the field of play.

Pires took an early bath after two acts of simulation.

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

mammary cannons

Female breasts (large)

I got a good feel of her mammory cannons

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

a bit of alright

An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!

That Hayley's a bit of alright.

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

minces

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

hell of a thirst on

In need of alcoholic refreshment (UK)

I've got a hell of a thirst on, lets get to the pub!

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Uncle

The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005