Definitions by Rich Irvine

Mutual 

Having a wank with a friend or group of friends.

Just off for a mutual with Ben.

Mutual by Rich Irvine May 1, 2008

Ballum

A completely stark naked wank.

My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.

Ballum by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

Hodger 

An impressively large dump.

He's just layed a steaming hodger.

Hodger by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008