Ballum

A completely stark naked wank.
My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.
by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008
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Hodger

An impressively large dump.
He's just layed a steaming hodger.
by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008
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Mutual

Having a wank with a friend or group of friends.
Just off for a mutual with Ben.
by Rich Irvine May 01, 2008
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