rusty tuba

Much like a rusty trumpet, only with a much larger partner.

Yeah, your mom had a great time when I gave her the rusty tuba.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005

spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.

I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005