Rev. Reggie Dingleberry's definitions

BOK Center

A giant arena built in the middle of downtown Tulsa, next to the jail. It will be used for grandiose events such as the international bloody jack festival and profession wrestling (see flying blood wing).

Last night I took your mom to the bloody jack finals at the BOK Center. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry October 20, 2007

cereal

A tasty breakfast treat. Goes good with milk or a yoohoo. Also tasty with a marinated steak tartar.

Your mother and I shared a yummy bowl of cereal.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 27, 2004

flying blood wing

The act off diving off a wrestling ring turnbuckle, couch arm, refrigerator, water heater, air conditioner, washing machine, stove, entertainment center, small child’s shoulders, or motorcycle and smacking your opponent on the face with your bloody cunt. This move can only be performed one week out of the month.

Last night you mom gave me a flying blood wing…so I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 27, 2004

sour puss

The act of urine soaking a skanky bitch’s hairy hatchet wound

See mellow yellow.

Your mom is a nasty bitch, so I gave her a sour puss. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 26, 2004

marinated steak tartar

Dipping your cock in a woman’s blood infested hooch and using the blood covering your cock as lubricant to ass fuck the hell out of her. Once ejaculation is complete, you force your cock into her mouth to cleanse it of the blood/shit /cum mixture.

Last night I served up a marinated steak tartar to your mom. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 25, 2004

Sac Jack

To jerk only your sac when masturbating. Not the normal occassional tug on the sac, but pulling so hard that you nearly rip it off causing severe pain and swelling in the testicles. Usually done in conjunction with the bloody jack.

Your mom is hot, I think I'm going to sac jack to her and then beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 24, 2004

Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.

Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004