Rev. Reggie Dingleberry's definitions

BOK Center

A giant arena built in the middle of downtown Tulsa, next to the jail. It will be used for grandiose events such as the international bloody jack festival and profession wrestling (see flying blood wing).

Last night I took your mom to the bloody jack finals at the BOK Center. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry October 20, 2007

bloody jack

Jacking off so much that your penis starts to bleed. Although it is bleeding, you continue to jerk it and jerk it and jerk it until all of the skin comes off like a peeled banana. Usually done in front of a crowd.

It's Tuesday....time for my bloody jack show at the local pavillion. I hope this time I can get the blood and cum flowing at the same time!!!! mmmm I love the bloody jack....I am the bloody jack MASTER!!!!

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 10, 2004

Fudgesicle

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)

Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 11, 2004

mellow yellow

When you're fucking a bitch who is so ugly that you can't get hard, so you pee in her.

see sour puss

I gave that ugly bitch a mellow yellow last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 18, 2004

log ride

Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.

I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 20, 2004

Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.

Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004

Sac Jack

To jerk only your sac when masturbating. Not the normal occassional tug on the sac, but pulling so hard that you nearly rip it off causing severe pain and swelling in the testicles. Usually done in conjunction with the bloody jack.

Your mom is hot, I think I'm going to sac jack to her and then beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 24, 2004