11 definitions by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry

Sac Jack

To jerk only your sac when masturbating. Not the normal occassional tug on the sac, but pulling so hard that you nearly rip it off causing severe pain and swelling in the testicles. Usually done in conjunction with the bloody jack.

Your mom is hot, I think I'm going to sac jack to her and then beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 24, 2004

mellow yellow

When you're fucking a bitch who is so ugly that you can't get hard, so you pee in her.

see sour puss

I gave that ugly bitch a mellow yellow last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 18, 2004

sour puss

The act of urine soaking a skanky bitch’s hairy hatchet wound

See mellow yellow.

Your mom is a nasty bitch, so I gave her a sour puss. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 26, 2004

cereal

A tasty breakfast treat. Goes good with milk or a yoohoo. Also tasty with a marinated steak tartar.

Your mother and I shared a yummy bowl of cereal.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 27, 2004

log ride

Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.

I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 20, 2004

Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.

Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004

Fudgesicle

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)

Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 11, 2004