mellow yellow

When you're fucking a bitch who is so ugly that you can't get hard, so you pee in her.

see sour puss
I gave that ugly bitch a mellow yellow last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 18, 2004
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Fudgesicle

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)
Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 11, 2004
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Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.
Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004
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Sac Jack

To jerk only your sac when masturbating. Not the normal occassional tug on the sac, but pulling so hard that you nearly rip it off causing severe pain and swelling in the testicles. Usually done in conjunction with the bloody jack.
Your mom is hot, I think I'm going to sac jack to her and then beat the fuck out of her.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 24, 2004
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BOK Center

A giant arena built in the middle of downtown Tulsa, next to the jail. It will be used for grandiose events such as the international bloody jack festival and profession wrestling (see flying blood wing).
Last night I took your mom to the bloody jack finals at the BOK Center. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry October 04, 2007
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cereal

A tasty breakfast treat. Goes good with milk or a yoohoo. Also tasty with a marinated steak tartar.
Your mother and I shared a yummy bowl of cereal.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 27, 2004
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flying blood wing

The act off diving off a wrestling ring turnbuckle, couch arm, refrigerator, water heater, air conditioner, washing machine, stove, entertainment center, small child’s shoulders, or motorcycle and smacking your opponent on the face with your bloody cunt. This move can only be performed one week out of the month.
Last night you mom gave me a flying blood wing…so I beat the fuck out of her.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 27, 2004
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