Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir's definitions

blurch

A belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit.

"I can't eat Taco Bell food; it makes me blurch."

by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009

bespooch

To present as an impromptu gift, usually in a polite but unceremonious manner.

My first guitar was bespooched unto me by my brother, who had decided he didn't want to take lessons anymore.

by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009