When you don’t want want your side chick knowing your real name so you pulled a dirty Micheal!!
Dude... I bagged me a new side chick and pulled a dirty Micheal!!!
When your man isn’t acting right and won’t run your feet so you cooking up some rice and use your toes to stir in the butter.
C didn’t appreciate that her man didn’t rub her pedicured feet. That night she cooked him some EmpressC ricefeet.
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A person who puts down another’s persons grammar and makes fun of the fact that they teach children. Normally a fucking prick of a person.
I swear these penisfaced judge fuckers are always on my case.
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When you get some coffee and slowly dip your cock in and out until you add your own cream.
I love my coffee the dirty terp way.
When you have the best sex of your life with a girl and you wake up with your shit gone because she’s straight up savage.
Man, I got dirty little savvy last night but fuck it the sex was awesome!
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When you eat corn, lay your chick down and drop little corn filled turd nuggets in her mouth.
Last night my girl let me do a corn nugget drop on her.
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Line whores are not to be confused with real whores. Line whores will send nudes to all, try to steal other men and say all these things they will do to you and then if you meet up, it never happens.
That girl you met swallow your nut? Last night homie?
Nah, she was a linewhore
