An involuntary execution of every bodily function all at once. such as sneezing, vomiting, bleeding, crying, farting, orgasm , sweating, defecating, salivating, urinating, hiccuping, having a seizure, etc. Generally associated with extreme stress.
That band is so awesome they'll make you mastigulate!
He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.
He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.
by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 02, 2011
The act of executing every bodily function all at once. Crying, puking, sneezing, bleeding, sweating, defacating, urinating etc. (use your imagination) normally brought on by extreme stress.
she was so hot she made me mastigulate.
As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.
Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.
As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.
Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.
by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 07, 2011