Reichu's definitions

side dish

A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).

1) Hikari isn't innocent! She uses Toji as a side dish every night -- and sometimes during the day!

2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!

by Reichu June 11, 2005

Tunnel of Love

The flexible cavity connecting the uterus to the outside of the body -- i.e., the vagina.

"Tonight, I'm taking my first trip into the Tunnel of Love! That is, if Cynthia is feeling hospitable..."

by Reichu August 26, 2005

larf

Noun. The 'smile' of a canine, open-mouthed and accompanied by panting, avid tail-wagging, and a flapping tongue.

Verb. To smile (applies to canines only).

Whenever I arrive home from work, my dogs greet me with wagging tails and larfing faces.

by Reichu May 14, 2005

Über-Pimp

One pimp to rule them all: The pimp of all pimps. A pimp so powerful, he has control over every living soul on the planet.

In order to become the Über-Pimp, Gendo Ikari played the song "1999" by Prince in the year 2000, causing a shockwave in the Space-Time Continuum that wiped out half of the entire human population.

by Reichu May 14, 2005