Definitions by Red Handed Bandit

Song of Moroni 

You go to the doctor, who uses an anal scope. When the scope is inserted, you fart, producing a perfect trumpet-like note.

Dude, I totally sang a song of Moroni to my doctor today.

Song of Moroni by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019

Wee-tard 

A midget who has intellectual disabilities.

You: Did you see that wee-tard?

Friend: No, where?

You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.

Wee-tard by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019