Red Bearded Stranger's definitions
The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.
My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011
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