Definitions by Rectum Prirate

Rocky Shit

The feeling one gets after taking an extremely satisfying bowel movement. Not just an ordinary deuce either. One that is life changing, compelling you to rise off the toilet arms raised like Rocky Balboa running up the steps of the Art Museum.

Dude 1: I just took the best shit. It was a religious experience.

Dude 2: I figured you did something amazing when I saw you running up and the stairs screaming ….Adrian!!
But then I realized you took a Rocky Shit.

Rocky Shit by Rectum Prirate December 28, 2025

Hoagie Dick 

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

Hoagie Dick by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Greek Sneaky 

The male after achieving a steady from behind rhythm, quickly inserts his penis into her unsuspecting anus. This move is not for the novice and requires speed and agility. Results may very.

"Hey bro did you do her last night?"

"Hell yeah, bro. I even did the Greek Sneaky to her and she loved it!"

Greek Sneaky by Rectum Prirate December 9, 2016