Rectum Prirate's definitions

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Greek Sneaky

The male after achieving a steady from behind rhythm, quickly inserts his penis into her unsuspecting anus. This move is not for the novice and requires speed and agility. Results may very.

"Hey bro did you do her last night?"

"Hell yeah, bro. I even did the Greek Sneaky to her and she loved it!"

by Rectum Prirate December 9, 2016