Definitions by Rebbecca Bird

toad loaf 

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

toad loaf by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018

eef 

a combination of the meme oof and the meme E.
It can be used as a response to the word oof.
An expression to say when you feel exasperated, or in a situation that you don't really want to be in.

Eef, I'm pretty sure I failed that test.

Eef, im bored

eef by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018