10 definitions by RealJamesSchmurr

qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp

A combination of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It's so long that a post with it as a keyword will never get viewed.
It means whatever you want it to mean.

Jeff: I think qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp should be a national holiday!
Joe: Huh? Why?
Jeff: Because I learned that qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp-
*hearing the word again made Joe's brain explode*
Jeff: qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp!!!

by RealJamesSchmurr October 3, 2018

Schmurr

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv

Only the most bored people will find this due to its uniqueness. It is achieved by starting from the Q and L keys and going right and left respectively until you finish all 3 rows.

...this class is SO BORING!
*types qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv

by RealJamesSchmurr December 2, 2019