Menstrual Meltdown

The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.

"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."

Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.

It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
by Real World February 08, 2008
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dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)
Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!
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sticked

Guy: He's got a knife!
Guy2: Oh, you just got sticked
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Kicking the shit

Sitting back, relaxing without a care in the world...even disregarding what situation you're currently in (Even if its serious). A way of being careless while relaxing
Teen: Yo, whats up
Teen 2: Just kicking the shit
Teen: Even when we have finals tomorrow!?
by Real World June 02, 2014
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Shit hard

When something is so ridiculously hard, it's stupid.
Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!
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Tear Bombs

Pre - Cursors to Menstrual Meltdowns

ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.

Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.

"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."
Hear are two levels of tear bombs......there are more.

Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"

Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."
by Real World January 11, 2009
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bitch

by Real world January 14, 2018
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