Definitions by Real Samsons Lifters

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

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When small skinny guys get intimidated and scared talking to bigger guys are try to stick their flat chests out to look bigger. Like a pufferfish.

'Sean is talking to Mike' ' is he doing the pufferfish?' ' yep'

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