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Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
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TrumpCare

The word that makes you cringe whenever you hear it and makes you realize the United States is going to shit.

This word also makes you proud to be a Canadian.
Donald Trump: "TrumpCare will cover everyone for a fraction of the cost"

All News Outlets: "Over 20 million people are expected to lose healthcare with the new bill proposed by the Trump Administration, dubbed 'TrumpCare'".

Canadians: "Trumpcare is fucked, eh? Let's go to Timmies."
by Real Don March 20, 2017
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Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
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