noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
by rayjay April 04, 2006
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gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.
Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
by RayJay April 15, 2004
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zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo
man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today
by RAYJAY February 04, 2005
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rj

1. sexie ass motha fo. usually equipped with a graciously sized johnson.

2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.

3. world's sexiest chef.

4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...

5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.
Man, when I saw that RJ, I couldn't take my eyes off him.
by rayjay October 05, 2004
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the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
by rayjay October 12, 2005
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kandice

1. sexie smart bitch, very outgoing, very sexual.

2. girl who loves to masturbate.

3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.

4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)
Aaah... I remember Kandice, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.
by rayjay October 05, 2004
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lesbiman

A girl who has a physical attraction to another woman lesbian but dresses like a man and grows an ill stash and basically becomes a man with a vagina.
me: OMG, meg's sister is such a friggin lesbiman!
james: Yeah, check out her stash!
by rayjay April 04, 2006
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