This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
by rayjay April 04, 2006
globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.
Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.
Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
by RayJay April 15, 2004
by RAYJAY February 04, 2005
1. sexie ass motha fo. usually equipped with a graciously sized johnson.
2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.
3. world's sexiest chef.
4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...
5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.
2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.
3. world's sexiest chef.
4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...
5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.
by rayjay October 05, 2004
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
by rayjay October 12, 2005
1. sexie smart bitch, very outgoing, very sexual.
2. girl who loves to masturbate.
3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.
4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)
2. girl who loves to masturbate.
3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.
4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)
by rayjay October 05, 2004
A girl who has a physical attraction to another woman lesbian but dresses like a man and grows an ill stash and basically becomes a man with a vagina.
by rayjay April 04, 2006