RayJay's definitions

zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

by RAYJAY February 3, 2005

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

kandice

1. sexie smart bitch, very outgoing, very sexual.

2. girl who loves to masturbate.

3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.

4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)

Aaah... I remember Kandice, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

willay

1. a person who lives in Mary land.

2. a person who likes to get trashed and call his friends on the phone.

3. someone who's name is not willay but in fact it is Jason Cook.

WILLAYYYYYYY you r0x!

by rayjay October 4, 2004

rj

1. sexie ass motha fo. usually equipped with a graciously sized johnson.

2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.

3. world's sexiest chef.

4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...

5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.

Man, when I saw that RJ, I couldn't take my eyes off him.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

ill stash

when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.

james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more

rand is a n33k lets leave him here .

by RAYJAY February 3, 2005