ass grab

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.

James' ass grab made her jump

by rapmac November 10, 2009

Fanny pat

A gentle double tap with the open palm on a girlfriend's fanny indicating affection when walking. Used in public or where there are potential suitors as sign of possession.

Note: take care using in UK where fanny has a completely different meaning!

Jeff gave Jane a Fanny pat as they walked into the party together

by rapmac November 10, 2009

Christmas belly

Bloated feeling after over-indulgence over the Christmas Holidays. Usually combination of excessive food consumed wantonly and alcohol in copious quantities.

Maria moaned she had Christmas belly as she rolled off the sofa to crawl to bed

by rapmac December 26, 2009