One Ply

Toilet paper which is just one sheet thick. This toilet paper is discounted and should be used at your own risk. Your fingers will frequently go through the toilet paper creating a mess that would not occur if you were not so stingy as to buy one ply in the first place.

Guy 1: Fuck, u smell like shit. What happened to you?
Guy 2: I'm low on money this week, i've been using one ply.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

Windows Experience Index

W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.

Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

umpire decision referral system

Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.

*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

MSN GF

When you talk to someone on MSN as if you are in a relationship, however in the real world you either never see each other or your relationship is much different and possibly awkward.

John: Hey brah, how come you and Wendy don't talk at school?

James: Oh, she's just my MSN GF.

by Ranga O_o December 16, 2009

Bucknor

(named after black umpire Steve Bucknor, imfamous for many shit decisions towards the end of his career)
1. the act of shitting
2. the shit itself

Brb, im gonna go bucknor.

Dude, lets put some bucknor in a bag and set it alight.

by Ranga O_o December 16, 2009