Windows Experience Index

W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.

Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

FMFSL

an acronym standing for Fuck My Fucking Shit Life. It is to be used in situations when Fuck My Life (FML) is not deemed severe enough.

Paige: You know she has a really hairy belly?
Ethan: Eww! FMFSL! No more wanking over her.

by Ranga O_o December 14, 2009

Channel Nine

A free-to-air TV channel that Australian's (particularly Queenslanders and New South Welshman) could not live without. It broadcasts rugby league and cricket. If it were not for these sports it very well may not be the second best of the three major commercial networks.

Guy 1: What channel is the Broncos game on tonight?
Guy 2: Channel Nine has the rights you fagbag.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

Bucknor

(named after black umpire Steve Bucknor, imfamous for many shit decisions towards the end of his career)
1. the act of shitting
2. the shit itself

Brb, im gonna go bucknor.

Dude, lets put some bucknor in a bag and set it alight.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

MSN GF

When you talk to someone on MSN as if you are in a relationship, however in the real world you either never see each other or your relationship is much different and possibly awkward.

John: Hey brah, how come you and Wendy don't talk at school?

James: Oh, she's just my MSN GF.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009