Gautreaux 

Large, lazy fucktard who sleeps all day, masturbates to blowjobs and only blowjobs. Has a girlfriend commonly mistaken for Seabiscuit. Walks in such a way that gives the appearance that a dildo is shoved up his ass. Also mistakenly thinks he's the shit.

Look at that lazy asshole.

Yeah, look at that Gautreaux.

Gautreaux by RandomNativeAmerican April 17, 2009

Gateaux

Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.

Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"

Gateaux by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013

Gautreau 

If you find a Gautreau you might be in luck! They are kind, generous, and the most entertaining people. Gautreau's will usually come in big family's and have many kids. They love to party and ESPECIALLY love mardi gras! The Gautreau name comes from that Medieval landscape of southern France known as Languedoc. The name Gautreau was originally derived from the family having lived in Languedoc, where the family was found since the early Middle Ages. They will become your friend in just a snap, and will always be the one to start conversation.

person 1: oh goodness is that a gautreau!?

person 2: of course, look at how sweet they are to that person over there!

person 1: I would love to be their friend!

Gautreau by KAIA55 September 18, 2020

Skylar gotreaux 

Skylar is a fucking beautiful human that that has serious anger problems and has been hurt a lot in the past... but if the right person comes along they get to see the truly amazingly beautiful, sweet, funny, caring, sensitive side to her. She has gorgeous eyes and a truly loving soul. But she also has an asshole side that will literally make you wanna tear her face off. But if you look past it you'll realize she's honestly the most perfectly amazing person that you've ever gotten the pleasure of meeting....

Skylar gotreaux is my girlfriend so you're welcome babe :3

Skylar gotreaux by sarissaborger September 18, 2016

Gaudreault 

Child-molester, pedophile

That guy is such a gaudreault, he was mackin' that 5-year old girl

Gaudreault by Anatole Bofa November 11, 2003

gauthreaux 

A draft Dos Equis topped with frozen margarita.

Bartender I want that new drink, the Gauthreaux

gauthreaux by Dude_legendary September 7, 2018

Gautreau 

If you find a Gautreau you might be in luck! They are kind, generous, and the most entertaining people. Gautreau's will usually come in big family's and have many kids. The Gautreau name comes from that Medieval landscape of southern France known as Languedoc. The name Gautreau was originally derived from the family having lived in Languedoc, where the family was found since the early Middle Ages.

person 1: oh goodness is that a gautreau!?

person 2: of course, look at how sweet they are to that person over there!

person 1: I would love to be their friend!

Gautreau by KAIA55 September 18, 2020