Definitions by Random Church of Fatter

Jysus 

A satiric term refering to "Jesus". Coined by the Church of Fat on Xanga.

"I tell him about the testimonies in church. 'No one wants to hear someone say, 'I loved God since I was three and always have and grew up in a perfect family'. People want to hear, 'I used to shoot up heroine and have sex with hookers...but then I found Jysus.''"- John R. Lindensmith, The Church of Fat

Jysus by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

John R. Lindensmith 

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.

John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

John R. Lindensmith by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

Fatter 

One who worships at the Church of Fat run by John R. Lindensmith.

All the Fatters comment John R. Lindensmith every day.

Fatter by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

The Church of Fat

John R. Lindensmith's blog on Xanga. A cult conduit for some, a mild amusement for others. Noteworthy, to say the least. www.xanga.com/the_church_of_fat

The Church of Fat has had many interesting articles of late, pertaining to movies, molestation, and misanthropy. I'm going to go become a Fatter now.

The Church of Fat by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006