Random's definitions

sausagelike

vaguely resembling a sausage.

his shlong is very sausagelike

by Random August 23, 2004

thomasdragon

the word thomasdragon possibly originated in an old hallow well. thomasdragon means all that is cool and lovely and friendly and open and gentle and dear. potentially skilled at flying and nesting, also potentially iridescent. a thomasdragon is full of juicey wisdom, musical and otherwise. if you can find one, know that you are very, very fortunate.

i do wish thomasdragon were here so there could be chill walkage.

by random September 2, 2004

Cheerleader

A girl in who joins a cheer squad for school events for the purpose of raising school spririt. But fails. The individual cheerleader tends to be snobby, dyes her hair blonde for no apparent reason, drive needlessly expensive cars(and usually crash them a year later), strictly hang out with the sport jocks and other cheerleaders, and stereotypically a whore who wears almost no clothes outside of school in order to attract Saturday night entertainment. . .

See that cheerleader, she hicked her skirt up so high that no matter which way she turns you can see her panties. . .and that's not even visually appealing. . .

by Random September 23, 2004

niggardliness

A word meaning petty or small......and was discovered by a Mr. Pinson

C-dav leaves niggardliness tips when he retreats to the North Myrtle Beach Friendlies which consisist's of pennies, lint, and old movie stubs.

by random September 27, 2004

myspace

Myspace (or MySpace) is a free service that uses the internet for online communication through an interactive network of photos, weblogs, user profiles, e-mail, web forums, groups, as well as many other communication devices. This all-inclusive service is sometimes called a social networking interface. It is an active site always updating or creating new features for their members. Myspace is also sometimes used to describe a user created webpage on the Myspace.com service.

Members are usually titled as Myspacers.

Stats:
* There are 20 forums with many different subforums.
* There are around 300,000 topics in the main site forums.
* A total of 3 million forum posts as of this typing.
* There are around 200,000 groups.
* There are around 60 million group forum posts.
* There are 5 new posts every second.
* There are over 10 million profiles inside Myspace. (as of March 11, 2005)

by random June 20, 2005

Jomo

The word jomo means a little female creature who resembles a small animal much like a tortoise. It is also inspired by China and usually said in the same sentence as the word Soy Sauce.

A Jomos habits usually include having a strange love of Hello Kitty and eating good food. She usually stays close to her peers especially those who enjoy the presence of arms. A jomo is your friend.

Aw, what a cute little Jomo.

by Random March 16, 2005

william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

by random May 13, 2005