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Dymo Twin Turbo

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.

Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.

Oh fuck, Jay's bot himself tangled in the Dymo Twin Turbo again. One per bollock.

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A simple anagram of Duck Slippers, but sounds incredibly rude in a sexual context

They were gobbling them down a treat
Yes, a regular pair of dick sluppers

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