Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

cipress

The label of a narcissistic little boy who carries around his mommy/daddy issues in his long girl like hair and stubborn fetal alcohol syndrome browridge. Incapable of simple tasks and unworthy of attention but be careful the subject is prone to sudden outbursts resembling retardation and petty theft.

That tard who sells weed out front of the pizza shop amd steals the workers tips? Such a Cipress dude. TOTALLY a virus.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Botswana Bambi

A white chick lost in the ghetto.

Check out the botswana bambi, damn she must be far from the comforts of home.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

Beard salad

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020