Ranchgirls's definitions

Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

bruhster

An awkward dude who tries to hard to be just a regular bro or brah or bruh or jabroni.

Hey homie, check your bruhster he's doing some hella gay stuff over there.

by Ranchgirls August 26, 2023

Greedy Gremlin

A girl with a squishy, munchkin looking face who sleeps with her friends boyfriends but is too weird looking to get a man of her own. She is very greedy when it comes to collecting loads and she seldom ever washes the cum out. She instead spends hours upside down in hopes of getting pregnant.

GIRL, that greedy gremlin fucked my husband and all of his friends who were at the bachelor party after she paid for the room and supplied the drugs.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Ranchet

An identity which is half ranch girl and half ratchet.

Bro, she is the queen of the entire ranchet community here in east sacramento.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

kiltef

Kid
I'd
Like
To
Eventually
Fuck
( as in when they become of legal age)

Hey Kevin Johnson that girl from Oak Park you gave a scholarship to looks like a real Kiltef

by Ranchgirls June 12, 2022

Nizzy Tangle

To be stuck in a highly precarious and unfavorable situation that is not of your own doing.

Bro, listening to that lying hoe got me in this nizzy tangle and I ain't gonna go down for her.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020