Definitions by Ranchgirls

Iraqi quinceanera 

The vile, unconscionable act of selling your daughter to human traffickers before the age of 5 for the purpose of maximizing ones profits.

Wow the hummus at the last iraqi quinceanera was the best i've ever tasted.

Iraqi quinceanera by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Crotch sniffle 

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

Crotch sniffle by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Crotch sniffle 

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

Crotch sniffle by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Crotch sniffle 

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

Crotch sniffle by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Womb Shroom 

A child whose mother did drugs during her entire prenancy and regarded her child as a 'fun guy'

This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.

Womb Shroom by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

Needlerat

An IV drug user who will say anything, fuck anything, and do anything at the prospect of getting high.

Yeah bro, I hope you didn't give that needlerat $400 to fix her car, you know it's just gonna go right up her arm.

Needlerat by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

Wompchomp 

The act of flopping your flaccid dick out and having a broad devour it from soft to hard.

It's payday baby so as soon as I get home im gonna sit on the couch and you're gonna wompchomp.

Wompchomp by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020