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Probably tall. He's really a dumbass sometimes but his humor will get you laughing until you have a six pack. Probably the one friend who makes the day. For example, "Is Elijah going?" "No" "fuck that lmao, I'm not going if Elijah isn't." makes dirty jokes and lots of girls think he's cute. Don't let him go though, he may not know you're the one but hold on for dear life.
by Ralphie101 November 12, 2018
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