Definitions by Ralpha Alpha Tau
Peter
Billy's mom thought that if she referred to his penis as his "Peter", no one would know what she meant when she yelled across the room and told him to stop playing with it.
Peter by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018
Peter Tinklage
The amount of urine (tinkle) that remains in a man's penis (Peter), after he is finished peeing, that manages to leak out and leave a wet spot in his underwear.
Even though George gave his penis a couple of shakes when he was done peeing, there was sill enough Peter Tinklage left to moisten his pants.
Peter Tinklage by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018
quotafications
The various physical and/or mental conditions, traits or disabilities a person has that allow them to be chosen for a job or position over other better-qualified candidates, typically in a business or organization that is subject to some sort of hiring quotas.
Bob had all of the necessary credentials for the government job, but lost out to a multi-ethnic homosexual in a wheel chair, who had better quotafications.
quotafications by Ralpha Alpha Tau October 8, 2011
hurlitosis
Steve tried to convince his friends that he had not thrown up, but when they smelled his hurlitosis, they knew he was lying.
hurlitosis by Ralpha Alpha Tau September 24, 2011