Ralf's definitions

Burp

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

Girl: -Belch.-
Ralf: Marry me!

by Ralf April 5, 2005

jackofficer

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.

by ralf May 15, 2004