bert mccracken

the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)

you'll never find it if you're looking for it.

by rad April 19, 2005

dweef

A male "queef". Where the male farts out of his penis.

I laughed so hard I "dweefed" and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.

by RAD April 23, 2003

crack a dog

Crazy, gone off the deep end, silly.

That person is strange. I think he's gone crack-a-dog!

by Rad August 09, 2004