Definitions by Racist white guy

Child 

What your perants regret

mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS

Child by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

Father by Racist white guy November 14, 2021