Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money
Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not
by Racist white guy November 14, 2021
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Child

What your perants regret
mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS
by Racist white guy November 14, 2021
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