Definitions by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan ever)

Derek Zoolander 

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

See Zoolander or Ben Stiller

Derek Zoolander by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 26, 2005

Dexter Holland 

Lead singer of the best band of all time, The Offspring. Has a GREAT and original voice. Likes to say 'ya, ya, ya, ya, ya' a LOT. Best looking 37 year old I've ever seen. :p

Greatest and most original singing voice in the whole world.
See Bryan Holland

Dexter Holland by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

Noodles 

Nickname of the guitarist in The Offspring (the BEST band of all time).
The oldest member of The Offspring.
He TOTALLY rules!!
We love you Noodles!!!

see Kevin Wasserman

Noodles by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

Greg K

Full name: Greg Kreisel.
Guitarist of The BEST band of ALL time (The Offspring).
Has the same birthday as me (20th January) :D

see the offspring or offspring

Greg K by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

offspring 

To MadCaroler, maybe you should check what albums the songs you say are good are actually on before you submit a definition (to avoid looking like an idiot to the real Offspring fans). Huck It is actually on the Conspiracy Of One album and Tehran is on their self titled album(the first one).

The Offspring are the greatest band of all time.

offspring by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan ever) February 22, 2005