RYan's definitions

oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

by Ryan August 21, 2002

Stillerfied

The tranformation of normalcy to a state of your face being slanted upward at a 45 degree angle, complete with deformed teeth and crossed eyes.

Did you see Kriley walkin down the hall totally assbackwards, he's so stillerfied

by Ryan July 16, 2003

pigs

pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.

sk8er hate those damn pigs

by ryan December 8, 2004

ricer

The owner of a weedeater that has a car body on it...

I hate rice... Buy real power

by Ryan February 14, 2004

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

Ghetto Stomp

The act of crushing one with your foot, and screaming out, " GHETTO STOMP!"

I'll ghetto stomp your stupid ass if you don't pay up.

by ryan September 30, 2004