Definitions by RTM 1963

Homeric Stupidity 

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson

Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.

Homeric Stupidity by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015

Traps 

Australian slang from the gold rush era. Originally referred to police officers who would go around the gold fields to inspect gold mining licences who would use any excuse (such as your licence was not on your person) to arrest (or "trap") you. Later used for the police in general.

"Look out! Here come the traps!"

Traps by RTM 1963 December 4, 2014

Turret-head 

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

Turret-head by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

Tool-tugger 

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.

That George, he is such a tool-tugger!

Tool-tugger by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014

Fapping Station 

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

Fapping Station by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014