House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.

"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."

by RTM 1963 November 03, 2024

Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.

"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."

by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

Rectus Dominus

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023