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Spanish. Translation: dick land.
A homoerotic, ravenous, cock-hungry establishment. A sausage farm, a gay club where faggots blow eachother in the stalls of the bathroom. A place where many peter puffers gather to feast on pito.
A homoerotic, ravenous, cock-hungry establishment. A sausage farm, a gay club where faggots blow eachother in the stalls of the bathroom. A place where many peter puffers gather to feast on pito.
Fag #1: Hey did you go over to that new pitolandia by your house last night?
Fag #2: Mhhhhmmm, you know it perra! I have never gotten so much chorizo at a pitolandia like this one!
Fag #2: Mhhhhmmm, you know it perra! I have never gotten so much chorizo at a pitolandia like this one!
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
Get the Pitolandia mug.1)A room full of men.
2)A gay club or bar.
3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
2)A gay club or bar.
3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!
I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.
Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.
Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
Get the Cock locker mug.To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
Get the Access to the monster mug.To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.
I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
Get the Tequila cum shot mug.An erotic desire to return in thought, or in fact, to a previous sexual/romantic experience. This takes place many times during masturbation or just simply during day dreaming. Rapists practice this form of reminiscence about their former lovers/victims. This is best succeeded when a rapist uses rapies, a sort of memento, to remind him of the encounter. Romantic nostalgia is also practiced by priests when trying to remember a certain sexual molestation victim that they liked but is no longer around to love/sodomize because they told their parents about the molestation.
"If it wasn't for romantic nostalgia, I couldn't have sex with my ugly, fat girlfriend."
"The devout priest kneeled before the cross and thanked God for romantic nostalgia and for supplying him with many children to sodomize."
"The devout priest kneeled before the cross and thanked God for romantic nostalgia and for supplying him with many children to sodomize."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
Get the Romantic nostalgia mug.Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.
"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"
"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
Get the Parting the Red Sea mug.While at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. Then you stick your dick through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. This will look that way to the movie-goers around you. In reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you cum all over the popcorn and then she eats it. Hence: butter the popcorn.
Sean: "I'm taking Melissa to the movies tonight. You know how easy she is, so I know we are going to butter the popcorn. I'll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. I'll even save you some of the popcorn."
Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"
Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."
Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"
Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
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