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Shortsky 

The motorboating of one's genital region. Whereas a motorboat is done to one's chestal region, a Shortsky is performed upon the southern nether regions of one's genital area.
1. So I was hooking-up with this chick last night and while she was going down on me, she Shortskyed my nuts!

2. You Shortskyin' sonfa bitch....you old sailor you!
Shortsky by R.M.S. October 24, 2009
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snortsky 

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose
Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”
snortsky by TheBoysss September 8, 2020
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shortstyle 

The act of taking a shit that only takes 3 minutes.
Hey man, let me shortstyle real quick before we take that call.
shortstyle by Jdawgin November 11, 2018

Shortskelass

It defines that some has a skinny/scrawny or small in posture with a skeleton like appearance it’s normally used as a insult or a bad thing
Example

Jakob: I think that the space under the fridge could fit kaines shortskelass

John: I think his shortskelass could be played as a xylophone.

Derek “I believe my shortskelass could go beat that limbo record

:that’s the none insult version ^

shortskin 

shaaawt-skeeeen

opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.

GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?
"yo, whats up shortskin?"
shortskin by shortskin101 August 27, 2008
A cocktail of reasonable strength, made up of two tequila and two vodka shots. Usually served with ice and a tooth pick. Also known to its detractors as "The Red Terror". The drink is especially despised by the counter-revolutionary Sambuca, Staropramen and Carling drinkers, who are known collectively as the Bukharinists and Stalinists.
E.g. 1. "Oi mate, I got us a couple of tequilas."

"Why don't you stop being a Menshevik?"

"You what?"

"Put some vodka in it and let's have a shotsky."

E.g. "I'm feeling extra socialist tonight, shotskies for everyone!"
Shotsky by Trottails March 3, 2014

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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