The motorboating of one's genital region. Whereas a motorboat is done to one's chestal region, a Shortsky is performed upon the southern nether regions of one's genital area.
1. So I was hooking-up with this chick last night and while she was going down on me, she Shortskyed my nuts!
2. You Shortskyin' sonfa bitch....you old sailor you!
A cocktail of reasonable strength, made up of two tequila and two vodka shots. Usually served with ice and a tooth pick. Also known to its detractors as "The Red Terror". The drink is especially despised by the counter-revolutionary Sambuca, Staropramen and Carling drinkers, who are known collectively as the Bukharinists and Stalinists.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.