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invented bye al gore

al gore.,. give it up.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

qwerty

a keyboard ment to be the most time consumming but easiest on the keys (invented during the type writer keyboards)

um... Qwerty

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Twinkies

resembles a corn dog without the stick, except in place of the dog, is sweet cream. Hostess....yumm...

:lets go pig out on twinkeis
:burb, already done

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

man of meng

1) Awarded to the mengiest person alive.
2) Somebody who bears a significant amount of meng about them

1) And the annual Man Of Meng award goes to... Wazim! You are the man of meng! Well done (or hard luck, whichever way you wish to take it doninnit!)
2) Eugh, Baz, you are the Man Of Meng!

by Qwerty October 23, 2003

peregrination

the act of walking arround for a very long time, usually resulting in boredom or getting lost, made pointless after the invention of the hoarse and later the car

the young lad set out for a day of peregrination, and he was very excited untill he realized that his favorite jordans ahd been snaked, then he grabbed his glock and went postal on his family and his neighbor's dog, see what happenes when some one touches my.... i mean his jordans, GOD.

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

palm

'Palm' is used to refer to the king pimp, i.e. the pimp who pimps the pimps.

It's origins lie in the name of the real life King Pimp, who was called Palm.

to a pimp:
"Who's your pimp"

response:
"palm"

by qwerty June 9, 2004

god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004