Qwerty's definitions

thing

a penis or the man's full package

I did it with him last night, and his thing is barely visible.

by qwerty April 17, 2005

2 Pac

A common mistake made by rapper-wannabes by looking up a 14-year-old white girl's skirt.

Just because the girl is hot, doesn't mean you should look up to see the color of her... you could pull off a 2 Pac!!!!

by Qwerty March 19, 2004

mullettron

a robotic haircut which can be found on most Americans.

"look out for Lance (the American) he is coming at you with a pitchfork and anthrax"

by qwerty June 1, 2004

peregrination

the act of walking arround for a very long time, usually resulting in boredom or getting lost, made pointless after the invention of the hoarse and later the car

the young lad set out for a day of peregrination, and he was very excited untill he realized that his favorite jordans ahd been snaked, then he grabbed his glock and went postal on his family and his neighbor's dog, see what happenes when some one touches my.... i mean his jordans, GOD.

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

crotch rocket

a very hard male sexual organ

you've got a sexy crotch rocket, can i touch it?

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004

palm

'Palm' is used to refer to the king pimp, i.e. the pimp who pimps the pimps.

It's origins lie in the name of the real life King Pimp, who was called Palm.

to a pimp:
"Who's your pimp"

response:
"palm"

by qwerty June 9, 2004