1 definition by Queens Rage
Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.
by Queens Rage January 27, 2011