A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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Person 1: What’s up with Person 3 lately
Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
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Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020
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person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*
person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*
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