Definitions by Quagman

Weston 

A nightmare, mare or disaster. The word stems from Weston super-mare

"Mate you're having an absolute Weston"

Weston by Quagman November 30, 2016

LMFAO 

1.Laugh my f***ing ass off
2.American pop music duo consisting of Redfoo and SkyBlu.
3.Love my friends and others.

1. Steve: Today I wet myself in front of my colleagues

Jack: Hilarious lol,rofl,LMFAO.

2. Steve: Do you like Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO?

Jack: Yes

3. Steve: I hate Jack

Mum/Mom: Now Steve remember what mommy told you

Steve: LMFAO

LMFAO by Quagman November 27, 2012

Coitus saxonicus 

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

Coitus saxonicus by Quagman November 27, 2012