QuacksO's definitions

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

peniscillin

What a horny stud claims dat his love-juice is composed of if da chick whom he wants to copulate with says dat she doesn't feel well enough at da time to have sex.

Some antibiotics can be administered orally, so maybe you could give your gentleman-friend a blowjob and thus receive your dose of "peniscillin" dat way, even if you feel too yucky right then to let him in your pants.

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

distinktion

A detectable difference between two offensive odors.

Greed or arrogance may indeed be different motivators for causing da bu**s**t to hit da fan, but da messy end-result of widespread putridity is usually about da same in either case, so I fail to see any meaningful distinktion.

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

Sicsilly

An Italian island where da residents aren't da most logical or prudent.

I detest having to be "serious 'n' sensible" all da time, so maybe I should vacation in Sicsilly this year.

by QuacksO January 9, 2025

gratis glance

Da brief inspection/diagnosis dat yer local repair-person may perform on your mildly-malfunctioning equipment for free, if you ask him reeeeeaaaalllyyyy nicely.

If you either purchased da not-working-quite-right device at da same "sales 'n' service" shop from where you're requesting da help wif said cranky contraption, or you do a good amount of business at said establishment anyway, da staffpeople there may be a lot more willing to favor you wif a "gratis glance", since you'll already be a "preferred customer" whom they want to keep happy.

by QuacksO January 20, 2025

hissterectomy

A surgical operation on a female snake when she doesn't want any more babies.

Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?

by QuacksO May 8, 2023

staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018