A b**ls**t commercial dat creates even more clutter on an already-"crowded" printed page or radio/TV time-slot.
How can places of business hope to get "added" revenue from "addvertisements" when all it does is "add" to everyone's already-simmering impatience at all of da "buy this! buy that!" crap dat is already present during whatever article or program dat they're trying to look at??
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Perhaps if Jeff Dunham insisted dat Achmed attend anger-management classes, it would not take so minor of a displeasing event or remark to amount to a "keelyougram".
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
What Bert and Marshall Dodge should have done instead of setting out in da "Bluebird" on dat fateful day, when said fishing boat --- due to da entire area's being totally cloaked in one of Coastal Maine's infamous atmosphere-at-maximum-humidity intervals --- had its unfortunate encounter with da the irresponsibly-speeding-in-zero-visibility steamer "Bangor Packet".
I don't mind sailing in light mist, but when it gets to "thick-as-pea-soup" conditions, fogeddaboudit!
by QuacksO January 04, 2024
Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".
Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.
One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.
I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!
by QuacksO July 01, 2020
Where you go to have your Hebrew beliefs and philosophies freshened up and more-solidly established in your mind, after the decades of unavoidably associating with Gentiles has worn and numbed said basic values.
Doc Brown told Marty that he'd gone to a rejewvination clinic, but I am at a bit of a loss as to why he would feel any need to do that, since there was never any mention of his having Semitic/Hasidic ancestry or traditions.
by QuacksO January 04, 2024